I got this email from my beloved football club this morning.
Dear Blues Supporter,
To reward your loyalty as a Manchester City supporter, we’re giving you the unique opportunity to apply for up to six tickets prior to the public ‘on-sale’ date for what will undoubtedly be a sell-out show.
Now watching man city is sometimes like putting yourself through some medieval torture session but having to watch George Michael!
And how much does it cost to pleasure yourself with some wham! induced passion; the cheapest ticket is £50!